I was digging through my archives of old TF stuff I had stored away, and dug up this little gem. I had saved it, back when I was still an HPB, and unfortunately, all too often, this is STILL a truism. I’d like to dedicate this to the warriors of clan [30+] - a fine bunch they are, and they host 2 of the best-run and most enjoyable TFC servers I’ve had the pleasure to visit, despite them being West Coast, and me on the East.
The HPB’s Prayer
Lo, while I step off the battlements into the green grass,
I shall not fear the 30 ping snipes.
I shall not fear, for I am so lagged, I will merely find myself in
the comfort of my respawn.
And tho I die quickly, albeit over and over again,
I shall not want.
For in the end I know,
they are all ping.
Amen.
That being done, it’s time for a smoke break. Between this, and sneaking in to spike ben’s cough syrup with everclear, things should get a little interesting around here. ^_^