High noon at a TF2 map of your choice. The blue player walks slowly to the middle of the road, his hand already nonchalantly hovering above his holster.
„I’ve already told you, pilgrim, this map ain’t big enough for the both of us“. His red opponent meets his stare coldly, his face calm and concentrated. „Your hands may better be as fast as your mouth, sonny“. Both have reached their positions.
They are ready. Each is fixing the other one’s face, trying to spot the moment the first one decides to draw his piece. They know, only one will leave this street alive. The better one. The tension becomes almost unbearable ...
when suddenly a red Heavy walks around the corner and mows down the blue guy. Meanwhile a blue pyro sets the remaining duelist on fire who runs off in search of the next healthpack.
Darn, can’t two men have a peaceful duel during a TF2 match?
-----------
So much for 1on1’s in TF2 ...