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„Mommy, I want my Ambassador“ “Yes dear, I know” “You promised me an Ambassador” “No dear, this company, Valve, did” “’kay, but I don’t have it yet. All my friends have it, except Billy, but he’s gay anyway” “I’m sure Billy is not homosexual, honey” “Ah, I mean he’s stupid. A retard. A fucking fag” “Oh, I see. But please don’t use the F-Word, my dear” “Fag? ‘kay. But Mom, Kevin already has gotten the Ambassador twice, and I have not. Do something” “Well, honey, there’s nothing I can do” “Call them and tell that (...)